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adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group


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mamalalonde:

mamalalonde:

mamalalonde:

i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since

now we call him “got a cat” jamal

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maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer


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starrydiadems:

Autumn Leaves: A Collection of Poems by A. Purinton (1886).

starrydiadems:

Autumn Leaves: A Collection of Poems by A. Purinton (1886).

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fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense


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deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman


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